What body part you wash first in the shower says a lot about your personality...

CHEST: You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. 

FACE: Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. 

ARMPITS: You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. 

HAIR: Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types.

PRIVATES: Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. 

SHOULDER: A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. 

Do you think it's accurate?!